See blogroll for his site – it’s awesome!

YOUR REAL NAME:
Jessica Renee Ross

YOUR FLYGIRL/FLYBOY NAME: (first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)
Jessizzle

YOUR RAP NAME: (first initial of first name, first three or four letters of your last name)
J Ross

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color + favorite animal)
Red Cat (so somebody needs to explain to me how I have a Moose-Dog!)

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name + street you live on)
Renee Irondale

YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad’s side, your favorite candy)
Phyllis Snickers (that one cracks me up)

YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (your first pet’s name + street you grew up on)
Fufu Brook Glen (uh, okaaaay)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name)
RosJe

JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your grandmother’s maiden name spelled backwards)
Eener Nosrekcin

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (second favorite color + favorite alcoholic drink)
Pink Seabreeze (that’s just gay)

YOUR ACTION HERO NAME: (first name of a main character in the last movie you watched, last food you ate)
Arwen Crackers (oh jeez)

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents’ middle names)
Jean Eugene (that’s ironic … somehow)

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black + the name of your pet)
Black Magnus (this is surely already a sex toy.  I’m going to hell now)

YOUR ARABIC NAME: (second letter of your first name + third letter of your last name + fourth letter of your middle name + second letter of your moms maiden name + third letter of you dad’s middle name + first letter of a siblings first name + last letter of your mom’s middle name)
Eseogkn (I feel this is my Eskimo name though)

Sorry, I’m not spellchecking this one.  It’ll underline freaking everything!

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