Pacer (see blogroll) did this a while back and tagged anyone who likes hot sauce.  I like hot sauce, so here goes.  You photograph five things in your fridge and talk about them.

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1) This is my supply of Diet Big Red.  It’s very ugly here when that runs out.  It’s also ugly when the stupid fuckers at Target forget to order enough and I get there only to find no Diet Big Red.

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2) This is my party beer.  The Coors Light is for J, and the nasty Papst was for Tony when he and Shana visited.  Now D drinks an occasional one.  Ick!  I thought the guys at the beer store were going to fall over laughing when I asked if they had it.  I was like, “I have this friend who has requested …”.  I’m sure they thought I was “my friend”.  D says he’s white trash when he drinks it.

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3)  That’s my hummus – roasted red pepper flavored.  Yum!

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4) This one is my juice and salad dressing.  The orange juice is what I drink first thing in the morning so I won’t pass out.  The cranberry and grapefruit are for vodka drinks.  Most of the salad dressing is expired because …

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5) My vegetable drawer is completely empty.  So there is no need for salad dressing.  I kind of quit buying salad and stuff when I kept forgetting to eat it and would have rotting veggies in the drawer.  Nasty!

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Bonus picture:  This is my dog in the vodka drawer.  There’s actually a bottle of Jager in there which he is licking.  Smart dog!

I hope this pics show up since Pacer couldn’t see the last batch I posted.

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